How to insure 100% chance of tornado success

[fplowman]

Im offering my services. I can guarantee 100% tornado success for chasers. Each morning prior to a chase I will be accepting donations of 20$ per chaser. I do accept paypal.

In return, that day I will not chase. This will ensure you a tornadic storm for sure. If I were to chase that day there will be no tornadoes.

Anyone interested let me now. I will need a minimum of 20 chasers. I will post my paypal address if i can get enough interested parties. $20 is small change to guarantee a tornado.

[Dave Gallaher]

Been using this for years--never fails.

[fplowman]

Oh but as i recall you were my best customer in 2005 ;) lol

I saw one tornado that year briefly ( 5 seconds ) as we were driving 70 miles an hour trying to catch up

I hope and pray that something happens late May. i dont want a replay of 2005

[Andrew Khan]

Thats better than what happens to me man. Shelf clouds are literally attracted to me...nothing else.

[Dave Gallaher]

Oh but as i recall you were my best customer in 2005 ;)

Don't forget the refund you owe me for 2006--I saw two.

[Bill Hark]

I usually arrive as a Death Ridge starts. I can also sell anti-tornado services. I also scare away rain as I have spend 10 days in England and another 10 days in Scotland with sunny weather each day and only had one day of some drizzle.

Bill Hark