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Far left: Murdock's got me drivin the van to some dang storm out of Amarillo. Hold on!

Left: Spectacular shelf cloud, fool!
Mr. T bags storm near Conway, TX
Hey fool! I intercepted a beautiful, textbook LP near Conway, TX. The crazy entire storm was spinning like a top; the crazy most beautiful storm, and most impressive and awesome rotation Hannibal've ever seen. You better make sure nothin' happens to my gold. The darn storm put down 2 brief tornadoes, one at 7:05pm CDT and some other from 7:24-7:26pm CDT, SE of Conway. Crazy Murdock gonna get us all killed! Mr.T MAY be able to get BA Baracus Helluva stills by tomorrow or some next day, but Mr.T's having problems with Faceman's video capture set up. He's gonna be a package of cream cheese in a minute! What's all that about? That guy's crazier than Murdock. Mr.T'll try to have them to the darn Faceman by week's end.



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SPC Outlook

It's not looking good!

TOP TEN PLACES THERE COULD NEVER BE A SIGNIFICANT TORNADO BECAUSE THE NAME WOULD SOUND TOO DUMB

10. THE TARZAN TWISTER, Tarzan TX, near Midland
9. THE BUTTERMILK SUPERCELL, Buttermilk KS, near Medicine Lodge
8. THE HAPPY HP, Happy TX, near Amarillo
7. THE WAHOO WEDGE, Wahoo NE, near Lincoln
6. THE TOONERVILLE TORNADO, Toonerville CO, near LaJunta
5. THE MCADOO MONSTER, McAdoo TX, near Dickens
4. THE STRUGGLEVILLE SUPERCELL, Struggleville OK, near Seminole
3. THE HASTY HP, Hasty CO, near Lamar
2. THE CEE VEE CB, Cee Vee TX, near Paducah
1. THE COOKIETOWN WEDGE, Cookietown OK, near Frederick