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Crash alert system
Nothing spoils a chase like being lofted
by an unseen satellite vortex and hurled into a muddy field.
These troubles, known as unanticipated vorticity relocation by chasers,
can put quickly a damper on your chase day.
Simply play the included Mannheim Steamroller CD while you chase, and if our patented
sensor detects skipping, it will send a special message to Onstar.
And you'll be in one of those annoying radio ads.
EM85821 $179.99
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Really terrified chase partner
Some chasers see them as a liability, but
others realize that they lend tremendous ambience to tornado footage.
You'll thrill to quotes such as
"Oh god, no!",
but at other times the chase partner will deliver dialogue such as
"I don't think that burger went down real good",
"I gotta pee but I don't want to go at that nasty station", and
"You know, I have to be at work at 7 tomorrow morning".
Available for pickup in Dallas, Oklahoma City, and Kansas City.
CP4921 $249.99/day
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SpouseTM
Are you spending too much time at Hugoton than at home? Do the
Circuit City guys know you on a first-name basis?
Hire a SpouseTM from Skymall and your problems will be solved.
Get treated to an affordable budget and enjoy fun, wholesome activities around town.
You'll spend lots of time at his/her family's house, where their cable package doesn't include the
Weather Channel and their computer is too infested with spyware to reach weather sites.
CP9531 $995.00/week
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Goody'sTM narration augmentation remedies
Narration is where it's at these days.
Everyone knows that belting out a "holy crap" is the mark of an amateur.
And "listen to the energy of it! is the hallmark of someone who's settled for a Keystone.
From the makers of Goody's Headache Powder comes this patented mix of Premirlan, which works
on the larynx and throat muscles to give you
projection, while 100 mg of caffeine perks you up and connects your brain.
What kind of footage do you want to carry home?
Choose from one of your favorite chasers, and let Goody's do the rest!
VC4896 $26.95 for 10
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Your HouseTM Chase Tours
You may have seen you chasing tornadoes on the local news, on the Discovery Channel,
or in your favorite chase video. And why do you choose yourself over the competition?
Because you get results!
You have been offering professional storm tours from your own back yard for years,
because you know that excellent spot to watch storms as they roll in.
And we want to help.
You, Tour guide
"I have been fascinated by the weather since I was a kid. I've always
wanted to learn more about how the weather works. And this spring I'm looking
forward to treating you with a front row show!"
Only with Your House chase tours can you enjoy watching the storms come to you, while enjoying
all the amenities you're used to, like Amy's enchiladas, your CD collection, and your dog.
Skymall delivers you an imported designer front seat to nature's fury, along with an advanced
NOAA Weather Radio auditory forecast download system.
Reserve your seat soon! Your wife wants to put the azaleas there, and your son hasn't
decided where to put the trampoline.
TG8945 $1995.00/wk
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for nearly all the images used here
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