STORM PREDICTION CENTER...NWS/NCEP...NORMAN OK 
DAY 1 CONVECTIVE OUTLOOK...REF AWIPS GRAPHIC PGWE46 KWBC.

VALID JUNE 2001

NO SVR TSTMS FCST.

GEN TSTMS ARE FCST TO THE RIGHT OF A LINE FROM 45 WSW OSLO
50N STOCKHOLM HELSINKI 50N GODTHAAB 45 WSW OSLO.


...SEVERE AND GENERAL THUNDERSTORM FORECAST DISCUSSION...

...SYNOPSIS...
SORRY ABOUT THE DELAY, AS WE WERE OUTSIDE CHIPPING ICE OFF
THE SATELLITE DISHES.

SUCCESSION OF COOL POLAR HIGHS OVER MIDWEST (WHICH BY TOMORROW
WILL BE CLASSIFIED AS PERMANENT CLIMATOLOGICAL FEATURES)
CONTINUE TO SCOUR OUT MOISTURE, KEEPING IT AT BAY
SOUTH OF A NASSAU-KINGSTON-TEGUCIGALPA LINE.  IN THE
PLAINS, SBCAPES OF 42 WILL RESULT IN A FEW
ALTOCUMULUS CLOUDS ALONG THE CAPROCK AND TEXAS PANHANDLE.
20 KT BULK SHEAR INDICATES THESE CLOUDS WILL MOVE.
EXPECT RAPID MOISTURE SURGE BY THURSDAY AS 20S DEWPOINTS
ADVANCE NORTHWARD FROM PECOS VALLEY REGION.  WARM
ADVECTION WILL PROVIDE FOR VERTICAL MOTIONS ON ORDER
OF 2 NANOBARS/SEC THROUGHOUT MUCH OF COLORADO, THOUGH
THIS WILL LARGELY BE DESTROYED BY ANY AIRPLANE THAT
HAPPENS TO PASS THROUGH THE LAYER.  WITH THAT AND
BASED ON PERSISTENCE MODEL (I.E. THE PAST THREE WEEKS
OF PURE GARBAGE) WILL TREND RISK AREAS DOWN TO
"NO SIG SEVERE" FOR REST OF MONTH.

HAVE HEARD SECONDHAND THAT THE CHASE SEASON IS LOOKING
SO GRIM THAT FUJI SHARES DROPPED LAST NIGHT IN AFTER
HOURS TRADING.  WSFOS ARE WELCOME TO COMMENT.

WE ARE BORED OUT OF OUR SKULLS HERE, SO WE'RE CLOSING UP
SHOP FOR THE MONTH AND HEADING DOWN TO COACHES FOR A
COUPLE OF PITCHERS OF DOWNTOWN BROWN.  SEE YALL NEXT MONTH.


..FRANKENSTEIN.. 06/06/00

NOTE: THE NEXT DAY 1 OUTLOOK IS SCHEDULED FOR JULY 1.


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